Meet Kalpana Chetty, Copywriter with Quasar Media

Kalpana Chetty

What do you do for a living? And why?

I eat, write and sleep words for a living. Yeah! I am a Copywriter, the upgraded version of a typewriter with brains. Through the QWERTY keyboard I earn my living at ‘Quasar Media’ which is an online advertising agency.

What is the first thing you do when you enter the office?

Check whether boss is in his cabin or not. If he isn’t around check Orkut and Facebook.

What are you currently working on?

Trying to lure people inside the jail, so that they can be ragged by Jailors on primetime television. And to think I am getting paid for indulging in sadistic pleasure.

One of your most cherished project / achievement …

It has to be the one where my weirdest idea got approved in one shot. It involved spanking and all ;) It was an emailer for Zapak promoting one of their fashion shows.

Name an office incident that still irks you?

The day they underestimated my skills and thought I was no good.

What is the one thing you would like to change about your current job?

Travelling, it feels like I am going to Timbuktu for work.

What is playing on your media player, right now?

Queen –Killer Queen

Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

Seriously I have no clue, but my best guess would be lying in the gutters with vodka, ipod and a book not knowing how exactly I reached there.